The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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Murphys Law
Murphy's Law states that, " If anything will go wrong, it will". Positive side of this law is, " If anything good can happen, it definitely will happen
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Jiten Bhatt
If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.
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Benson Bruno
Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.
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Gillian Flynn
That is human nature, that people come after you, willingly enough, provided only that you no longer love or want them.
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A.S. Byatt
